Cisco Adler Thinks Mischa Barton Could Beat Up Lauren Conrad
Music producer Cisco Adler has become infamous for a nude photo found in Paris Hilton’s locker, which shows Adler’s “boys” swinging in the wind and nearly dragging the ground.
Adler was engaged to actress Mischa Barton when the photo surfaced, which caused the breakup of that relationship. His balls were further immortalized by host Sarah Silverman at the MTV Movie Awards when she said she wasn’t going to see Pirates of the Caribbean III because she doesn’t see any movies “longer than Cisco Adler’s balls.”
Since his split from Barton, Adler has dated a bevel of other Hollywood beauties, including Lauren Conrad, Kimberly Stewart, Lydia Hearst and Lisa D’Amato.
When Paul Heyman of The Sun’s new wireless/broadband program, Heyman Hustle, got Adler to agree to appear on the show, the one thing he asked was “let’s not talk about gossip.”
So what does Paul do? Yep, you guessed it. Check out the video at The Sun.
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I never saw Heyman before cuz I think wrestling is for fags, but he’s a funny dude. Why does any hot chick wanna be with a scuzball like Crisco Boy? Cuz he gots lots of money!